Offensive Office Stationary
Offensive Office Stationary
Offensive Office Stationary
Offensive Office Stationary

Offensive Office Stationary

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Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side. Each pack contains five pens with the following messages: Actually, just f**k off. Hands off my pen, pr*ck. I wish I could f***ing spell. Property of C***y McF***face. These dull f***ers think I'm working.

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locally crafted

Made in California

We've always believed in the power of locally made goods. The quality of the craftsmanship and the local artisans we employ are what make Luxette our mission in life.

Every time

Perfectly tailored

Tailored to fit right every time. Use our handy size guide to choose the right size and if it ever doesn't fit, just return it and we'll pay the postage.

Hear it from them

★★★★★

Couldn't be happier with the service I received from this company.

Leslie M.
Toronto, ON
★★★★★

Really went out of their way to make me feel special as a customer, highly recommend!

Rachel F.
Los Angeles, CA
★★★★★

Fantastic fabrics, great fit and no issues going through the laundry either!

Sam R.
Brooklyn, NY
★★★★★

Arrived fast and beautifully boxed. They even let me model on their site :)

Sharon S.
New Orleans, LA
★★★★★

Couldn't be happier with the service I received from this company.

Matt C.
Montreal, QC
Soft, breezy

Lightweight fabric

Keep cool this summer with our lightweight Egyptian cotton-polyester blend, the softest shirts on the beach.

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